Kindskopf (Head of a Child) at the State Russian Museum, St. Petersburg. oil and acrylic on canvas, 1997, 600 cm x 400 cm / 236” x 157”
Gottfried Helnwein
me in ms paint realizing i can really draw anything: wow i could really draw anything
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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”
he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume
me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen
Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god
I intended to type ‘be god’; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind
one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended
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